Step 1.) Go to local Wal-Mart and purchase a black rubber snake.
Step 2.) Paint stripes on black rubber snake with a gold paint pen.
Step 3.) Ignore the fact that said snake has a really fake cobra head.
Step 4.) Hide snake where Plumber will be working the next day.
Step 5.) Be sure to hide really fake cobra head in the dirt.
Step 6.) Evil laugh as you document steps 6.
Step 7.) Give yourself a pat on the back for being a genius.
Step 8.) Wait for Plumber to call Husband.
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